Mr. Regular was asked to be a celebrity judge at Corvettes at Carlisle. Before he went, he wrenched his back, meaning he had to do it under the influence of steroids and painkillers. Here’s his drug-addled recollection of what happened.

In his column this week on Road & Track, Mr. Regular heads to Corvettes at Carlisle under the influence. What he remembers may or may not have happened, but he assumes it does.

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Here are his admittedly sketchy musings on the day and which Corvette was best Corvette.

Illustration: David Grimshaw