Mr. Regular was asked to be a celebrity judge at Corvettes at Carlisle. Before he went, he wrenched his back, meaning he had to do it under the influence of steroids and painkillers. Here’s his drug-addled recollection of what happened.
In his column this week on Road & Track, Mr. Regular heads to Corvettes at Carlisle under the influence. What he remembers may or may not have happened, but he assumes it does.
Illustration: David Grimshaw