This magnificent war machine is the M551 Sheridan. I drove it. I loved it. I swept the turret past the San Francisco skyline. Its name is DEATHSTALKER. See? It's written right there on the barrel. Those guys rolling coal? Amateurs.

It's loud and hot and ultimately, surprisingly easy to drive. I couldn't have fit more war around me if I tried. Read the whole story over at Road & Track.